Poor Unfortunate Souls Caleb Hyles lyric

 

Poor Unfortunate Souls

I admit that in the

Past I've been a nasty

They weren't kidding

When they called me

Well a witch

But you'll find

That nowadays

I've mended all my ways

Repented seen the light

And made a switch

True yes

And I fortunately

Know a little magic

It's a talent that

I always have possessed

And here lately

Please don't laugh

I use it on behalf

Of the miserable

Lonely and depressed

Pathetic

Poor unfortunate souls

In pain in need

This one longing

To be thinner

That one wants

To get the girl

And do I help them

Yes indeed

Those poor

Unfortunate souls

So sad so true

They come flocking

To my cauldron

Crying spells

Ursula please

And I help them

Yes I do

Now it's happened

Once or twice

That someone couldn't

Pay the price

And I'm afraid

I had to rake 'em

'Cross the coals

Yes I've had the

Odd complaint

But on the whole

I've been a saint

To those poor

Unfortunate souls

The men up there don't

Like a lot of blabber

They think a girl

Who gossips is a bore

Yes on land it's

Much preferred

For ladies not

To say a word

And after all dear

What is idle

Prattle for

Come on they're not

All that impressed

With conversation

True gentlemen avoid

It when they can

But they dote

And swoon and fawn

On a lady who's withdrawn

It's she who holds her

Tongue who get's a man

Come on you poor

Unfortunate soul

Go ahead

Make your choice

I'm a very busy woman

And I haven't got all day

It won't cost much

Just your voice

You poor unfortunate soul

So sad so true

If you want

To 'cross the bridge

My sweet

You've got the pay the toll

Take a gulp and

Take a breath

Go ahead

And sign the scroll

Flotsam Jetsam

Now I've got her boys

The boss is on a roll

This poor unfortunate soul